Monday, 9am · automatic
Three reports, before anyone opens a laptop
The weekly scrub reads the past week of AI and agent news and scores every story against what the company actually claims. Not "is this interesting" but "can we say something true about this." It comes back as a dated digest of five to eight stories with the angle already drafted against each one.
Alongside it, a Reddit scanner sweeps the engineering, finance and legal subreddits for threads worth joining, and throws out the vendor marketing that makes up most of the volume. And the analytics job pulls last week straight from the source APIs, computes it locally, and renders a dashboard in the brand's own styling.
All three land in Slack on a schedule. Nobody runs them, and nobody chases them. By the time the meeting starts the whole team has read the same three things.
The scanner never posts. It produces a shortlist and a person writes every single reply, because the moment a brand automates conversation it stops being one.